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Sep. 11th, 2009

08:58 pm - And all I got was a bottle of water...

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Younger Daughter and I went away for a short break earlier this week, and had a wonderful time. She was patient with my occasionally higher-than-normal maintenance level (as in: 'I think he brought me regular instead of soy milk, but don't want to ask him again if it's soy, as it might seem rude since he forgot last time... Can YOU taste it?') and need for industrial strength tea at regular intervals.

We didn't get out of Dublin before I felt the need to catch evidence of something I still find gobsmackingly ludicrous, despite having seen it 4 or 5 times now.

Yes, Waters of the World

This is in the snazzy new shopping and eating area the far side of security in the airport. There's a large Boots, which makes sense, and a few new cafes, but also a caviar -- bar? Whatever one calls a place they sell caviar around a bar-style set-up. Who'd want caviar in an airport? (Or anywhere.) But the Waters of the World really takes the biscuit in the 'are they having us on?' category.



The King:

The King (of stupidity)

And the Queen:

... and the Queen (of stupidity)

Those are each €124.95, and both decorated with 'stunning Swazrovski crystal stars'. (Quoting in case it's difficult to read.) They're said to be the 'unique treasure to decorate your special occasion with excitement and satisfaction'. Seriously - if you need to spend €125 on a bottle of water to make your occasion satisfying, something is WRONG.

Much cheaper, but still offensively conspicuous waste:

A bargain!

Evian dresses in Christian Lacroix forsooth.

We spent most of one day in Camden, starting at the Camden Stables Market and working the extremely short distance to the regular old Camden Markets. Much work was going on in the Stables Markets, where what appeared to be the original stalls housing the horses who pulled the canal barges were being converted into market stalls. Downstairs was more than half empty, but many beautiful and colourful things from many parts of the world were on display. Also much food, though I'm afraid my difficulty factor kicked in again after we'd started in on the very tasty Thai chicken and noodles, which was worrying lukewarm (to my mind anyway, permanently scarred by a course in food microbiology taken back in my nutrition days). Only had my mobile, so pictures aren't good, but still give some flavour of the place.

Camden Stables Market - Up and Down

That splotch of colour beside the two horses was from the stall on the right, with beautiful carpets spread down on the ramp and many slippers nailed to the piller. When we came back later, the stall owner had covered the carpets with piles of jewelry, from rather cheap but appealing silver rings and pendants to the most stunning lapis lazuli necklaces. All from Afghanistan. Unfortunately, I didn't get a close-up of the little shelters like the one you can see at the right with the weathervane horse on top; each of the four pillers was decorated with a statue of a lovely lady - I've still no idea what they had to do with the Stables. Maybe it's more polite not to ask!

Camden Stables Market with wall frieze

Some of the stalls being done up.

Camden Stables Market

And a massive statue - Younger Daughter said it was done in the style of the Parthenon horses - loved the backdrop and mix of cultures there.

Finally, in Camden Lock Markets, we visited the Yumchaa Tea Shop, which turned out to be everything we'd hoped it would be! Lovely shabby and mismatched armchairs and painted brick walls, and a view of the canal outside. Very nice cakes (lemon drizzle and apple sultana - and neither too sweet) and wonderful tea. Plus a very sweet guy working there who was impressed with Y.D.'s knowing Rooibos tea and almost embarrassingly impressed and pleased when I complimented the music (turned out to be his iPod) and said we'd recognized the two Sufjan Stevens songs. In fact, he said we were the coolest ever. Y.D. laughed at me for blurting out 'Oh, you even know how to pronounce his name!', but Becca didn't think that was too bad, as it must be the true fans who discover it isn't pronounced suff-jan, as you'd think. And a picture...

Serenity in Yumchaa Tea Shop

Current Music: Casimir Pulaski Day - Sufjan Stevens

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From:[info]steepholm
Date:September 11th, 2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
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Cool pics! I love the rather Soviet style relief above the stables And YD is right, I'm sure, about that horse. I had to walk all round one like that when I was on Codex: it had just the same startled expression.

Oh, and okay, Fraulein Klugeklotze, so how do you pronounce his name?
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From:[info]lady_schrapnell
Date:September 11th, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
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Heh. I guessanslated Klugeklotze to clever clogs, but my Dashboard translator said 'Intelligent Block'. You're not calling me a Blockhead, are you?!

It's apparently pronounced soof-yan.
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From:[info]sartorias
Date:September 11th, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
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Oh I love these pix--what a treasure trove of nifty stuff! (NOT the waters. Ridiculous!)
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From:[info]lady_schrapnell
Date:September 12th, 2009 09:12 am (UTC)
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Thanks! And you hardly needed to specify which pics - you'd be the last person I'd expect to hanker after those daft bottles of water!
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From:[info]sartorias
Date:September 12th, 2009 02:05 pm (UTC)
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Betcha they fill 'em from the tap.
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From:[info]lady_schrapnell
Date:September 12th, 2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, and probably a Japanese tap, so we can add the maximum amount of unnecessary airmiles to the whole mess!
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From:[info]gillo
Date:September 11th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
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As Daughter #1 just graduated from UCL I've made quite a few visits to Camden, Coolest Place in London (TM) over the last three years. It's good fun, though the shops can get a little samey after a while.

As for the waters, there are not enough WTFs in the world. And, subsidiary WTF -
coppiced lace
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I note they don't even bother to try selling the Japanese water on taste or purity - vulgarity is all that's needed, it seems. ::sigh::
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From:[info]lady_schrapnell
Date:September 12th, 2009 09:17 am (UTC)
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Yes indeed re the WTFs. I will add a fairness note that there was one tetra-packed water for around €3 which was being sold for some charity providing either wells to 3rd world villages needing them or the like. But other than that, vulgarity indeed!

Congrats on Daughter #1's graduation, btw. And nice she went somewhere so visitable. :)

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From:[info]myntti
Date:September 12th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
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125 € for a bottle of water! Seriously?! That's just... wrong.

Those stables look very nice. I haven't been to London in years, but that looks like a fun place to visit if/when I go there again some day.
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From:[info]lady_schrapnell
Date:September 12th, 2009 09:19 am (UTC)
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Seriously wrong!

Yes, the Camden area is a lot of fun - though if you do go, avoid doing it at the weekend if at all possible. You can't get into Camden Town underground at weekends (it's an exit only station) because it's so crowded.
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From:[info]jadelennox
Date:September 12th, 2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
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I'm not sure if I find whoever thought of that shop to be a genius or incredibly evil. Or probably both.
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From:[info]lady_schrapnell
Date:September 12th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
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I think I'd have to see someone actually purchasing one of the expensive bottles to allow evil genius status. I'll be super-sleuthing that every time I go through the airport now, and will let you know if there's a spotting!
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From:[info]lizarfau
Date:September 13th, 2009 04:09 am (UTC)
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Hi! I came to your LJ via dorianegray's, and have enjoyed reading it this morning, so have befriended you. Hope that's okay!
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From:[info]lady_schrapnell
Date:September 13th, 2009 07:59 am (UTC)
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Hiya! Thanks, and of course it's okay! Any befriend of Dorian's, etc.
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